teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy)

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING

me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING

me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

g0st:

michigansmanofmayhem:

oneasterisk32:

tokillthedragon:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I’m glad someone gives a fuck about what we go through.

A lot of this is also true for fast food.

All of it is true for fast food.

Yup

Goddammit this painful

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

(Source: cady94)

A wild cat and a fox isn’t the usual pair of best friends but this duo was discovered by fishermen on the shores of Lake Van in Turkey and have been together for over a year. Locals say they’re inseparable. Article.

(Source: wonderous-world)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

roomiesoreo:

sociopathicassbutt:

kaileeraine97:

221b-tardisimpala-fallen-angel:

cas-the-pancake:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

thats obviously a bass clarinet

Don’t you know a trombone when you see one?

Bitch please. This is obviously an oboe. 

LEARN YOUR DAMN INSTRUMENTS, IT’S OBVIOUSLY A TUBA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Does that make this pool a snare?


I WANT TO HIT ALL OF YOU SO BADLY

roomiesoreo:

sociopathicassbutt:

kaileeraine97:

221b-tardisimpala-fallen-angel:

cas-the-pancake:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

thats obviously a bass clarinet

Don’t you know a trombone when you see one?

Bitch please. This is obviously an oboe. 

LEARN YOUR DAMN INSTRUMENTS, IT’S OBVIOUSLY A TUBA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

Does that make this pool a snare?

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I WANT TO HIT ALL OF YOU SO BADLY